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Jan 24, 2022Liked by Debra J. Saunders

Sorry, throw them out the door of the plane while in mid-air!!

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The obvious solution is to charge them the full last-minute booking fee for the seats they stole. Presumably they used credit cards to buy the cheap seats, so the airline already has their account information. If not, authorities can hold them at their destination until they pay or are arrested for trespassing. If they were in the stolen seats upon landing, there's jurisdiction right there; if they were smart enough to move back to their own seats before triggering local jurisdiction, the airline might need to sue them for the fare plus court costs.

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